Where do you get your daily trash news dose from?

Just from Jarred AND Perez Hilton of course! These two guys tell that Oprah is fat and lonely and sad and you know what, this bit of gossip has such a relief-effect on me! You know if she is fat and sad then what do I have to say? Or I see so many nice pictures of nice bodies that inspire me to be a better version of who i am and that give me the stamina to work out harder and harder. Isn’t that great?